New Year’s Resolutions for Dummies
Things I will DEFINITELY do:
• Watch more NCIS!!
• Cash in Marlboro Miles for bitchin leather jacket
• Lose wait
• Get in accident that’s not my fault
• Earn money back in Vegas
Things I will definitely maybe do:
• Sell discman on E-b-a-y
• Get laaaaaaaid (not from wife)
• Win the lottery
• Finish beer can pyramid
Things I will definitely try to do:
• Autograph from Michelle Bockman
• Become real life super hero?
• Find out what happens when you put 2 piranas in the same fish tank
• Read 1 book
Source: funnyordie.com
