I'm a copywriter for a youth branding agency in Lincoln, Nebraska called Archrival. That's right... Lincoln, Nebraska. And you're about to see what that's like! Exciting, no?!

Couple other things... I am working on a pretty serious war on seriousness, called The Ryler Society, I may or may not have a twitter account, and I like to take photos.

That's about it. You can email me at tylerriewer [at] gmail.

Oh look, my wife tumbls too!
Tue Feb 26

Super Health

I don’t get sick. At all. My immune system is like a steel fortress surrounded by a moat of cough medicine. It’s incredible.

And I’ll tell you my secret… germs. Starting at an early age. I really believe that. While other kids were worrying about washing their hands and covering their mouths when they coughed, I was eating food off the floor and sharing A.B.C. gum. And it made me stronger.

It sounds gross - maybe it is gross - but I don’t regret it. Because nowadays those wimps are on bedrest with a case of the flu and I’m all Mr. perfect-work-attendance guy saying, “Floo? Is it- like, flew? I don’t… I’ve never heard of fleu.”