Grocery List of the 1%
- Dolphin Steak
- 99% Milk
- Eagle Eggs
- Diamond-Ground Mustard
- Spicy Caviar Doritos
- Lobster-Flavored Filet Mignon
- 1855 Bordeaux Concentrate
- Truffle Oil Body Lubricant
- Mink Toilet Paper
- Egyptian Cotton Paper Towels
- Bottled Holy Water
- Monocle Polish
- Canned Maid Food
Source: funnyordie.com
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