Hey! My name's Tyler. I'm a freelance copywriter and photographer in Portland, Oregon, where I live with my wife and a photo of a dog that we intend to own someday.

I have a portfolio and collection of links at tylerriewer.com if you're interested.

And you can email me at tylerriewer [at] gmail if you wanna say hi.

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Tue Oct 13

in regard to storms

the storm is the easy part
that’s the part we survive
lock ourselves in a basement
keep our families alive

it’s when the smoke clears
that the pain starts to come
the mourning the sadness
when everything’s numb

that we wander and wonder
and we want to give in
because everything’s ruined
worse than it’s ever been

but soon the clouds part
and the sun comes to shine
familiar voices return
and we know we’ll be fine

we’re alive that’s what matters
half a house or none at all
we have plenty of hammers
no storm makes us small

we swing hard and we smile
we laugh and we play
more storms might be coming
but we’re choosing to stay

Mon Oct 12
I just came across this  ‘40 Stunning Photos by Metin Demiralay’ post. Holy smokes.

I just came across this ‘40 Stunning Photos by Metin Demiralay’ post. Holy smokes.

PORTLAND TUMBLR MEETUP!Friday, October 23rd @ 7:00pmYur’s Lounge
Cheap drinks, free popcorn, and awkwardly blossoming friendships?! See you there.

PORTLAND TUMBLR MEETUP!
Friday, October 23rd @ 7:00pm
Yur’s Lounge

Cheap drinks, free popcorn, and awkwardly blossoming friendships?! See you there.

Holy smokes… this Photoshop iphone app is fantastic. And it’s free.

Holy smokes… this Photoshop iphone app is fantastic. And it’s free.

Sun Oct 11

T Pain’s Obama Auto-Tune. Soooo good. (Thanks, Kurbis)

Thu Oct 8

I wrote this when I was in kindergarten, so somebody owes me a boatload in royalties

If you wanna play house, you’ve got to wear her blouse; kool-aid.
If you don’t wanna frown, frown way upside down; kool-aid.
Don’t ask why, don’t ask why, don’t ask why; kool-aid.

If you got a bad bruise, you can’t find your shoes; kool-aid.
When nap time is done and you wanna run; kool-aid.
Don’t ask why, don’t ask why, don’t ask why; kool-aid.

If your toy is gone and you wanna play on; kool-aid.
When you forget your snack, you won’t need to look back; kool-aid.
Don’t ask why, don’t ask why, don’t ask why; kool-aid.

Check out the buttons I got at last night’s food-themed Wordstock kickoff party. So great. (By the way, I took this photo in the fridge — seemed appropriate)

Check out the buttons I got at last night’s food-themed Wordstock kickoff party. So great. (By the way, I took this photo in the fridge — seemed appropriate)

Wed Oct 7
I’ve recently started taking daily walks. Walkabouts, I call them. It makes me feel like I’m 60. I like that. Anyway, I found this really well-shaped tree today and thought it was pretty cool. See? I’m 60!

I’ve recently started taking daily walks. Walkabouts, I call them. It makes me feel like I’m 60. I like that. Anyway, I found this really well-shaped tree today and thought it was pretty cool. See? I’m 60!

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File this under ‘keyboard solos that make me want to learn how to play the keyboard.’ It’s from Assembly of Dust’s Speculator — which is the best windows down song on the planet. That’s not an overstatement. Go listen to the whole thing on their website. This is just the solo because the song is over eleven minutes long, and Tumblr isn’t having that.

Tue Oct 6
By the way, here are a few iphone photos from our beach camping trip last weekend.

By the way, here are a few iphone photos from our beach camping trip last weekend.

Fri Oct 2
I don’t know what to say about this one other than “Bob Ross was here.”

I don’t know what to say about this one other than “Bob Ross was here.”