December 2009
30 posts
2010 Resolution
Instead of publicly creating a list of resolutions this year, I’ve decided to choose one thing I want to accomplish for myself, by myself. I made a list of things that I’ve always wanted to study or learn about - and now I’m choosing one from that list. I’m not telling you what it is. I’m not blogging or bragging about it. It’s just something I’m doing for...
The Best Films of the 00's (AV Club) →
I’ve been looking at ‘best movie’ lists all morning. I’ve added more than forty to my Netflix queue.
Ashley: I have the most wonderful dinner planned for us tonight!
Tyler: Really?!
Ashley: Do yooooou liiiike CRAB!
Tyler: YEAH!!!
Ashley: Just kidding!
Tyler: WHAT! Maaaaan.
Ashley: Just kidding again!
Tyler: Wait. So yes to the crab?
Ashley: Yessssss!
Christmas Dreams
Every year about this time I have the same dream… where I’m at a Christmas party in New York. I don’t know anyone, so I’m hanging out at the buffet table (which is lovely), and out of nowhere comes Harry Connick Jr. We start chatting and he tells me this fantastic story about the time he and Kenny G took down Magic Johnson and Larry Bird in a two-on-two basketball game....
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TeuxDeux →
Super simple (and free) “To-Do list” website. I am far too excited about this. (via swiss-miss)
“You sure know how to make a man miss another man.”
– My good friend, Sam
“You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told...”
– Sue Sylvester
My sister is a fantastic story teller
I’m posting this so she’ll see it and be inspired to write something exceptional to prove this to the rest of you.
“We got the shaft - either the refs were working for the BCS or for Texas. We...”
– An email from my grandma after the Nebraska game tonight. And I agree.
Seinfeld Episode no. 18 (The Note)
Raymond: So what do you do?
George: What?
Raymond: I said, 'What do you do?'.
George: I don't know.
Raymond: You don't know what you do?
George: Nah.
Raymond: Oh, come on. Hey, you're very tense.
George: Coffee. Too much coffee.
Raymond: Okay, just take off those pants now, I'll work the hamstring.
George: Oh, the hamstring's fine.
Raymond: But you wrote that it was tender.
George: I wrote. Pfft, I wrote.
Raymond: I'll check it out.
George: Are you sure?
Raymond: Yeah, take 'em off.
Raymond: How did you hurt this?
George: I don't know.
Raymond: You don't know?
George: No.
Raymond: But you just told me--
George: Korea.
Raymond: You hurt it in Korea?
George: What?
Raymond: The hamstring.
George: Korea.
Raymond: How?
George: Hamstring.
Raymond: How did you hurt the hamstring?
George: Hoooootel.
