January 2008
59 posts
Here's a little secret something you may not know...
I like to turn on the weather channel just for the music. There’s something about that light and funky jazz that makes me feel like it’s going to be a good day.
58 degrees today?! I’m taking my shirt off!!
Martin Sexton, one of my favorite musicians of all...
The Motown Song by Rod Stewart… right on. I have a memory of my mom, sister and I in the car, bellowing this… “bring over some of your old motown records!” - and dancing hard enough to physically rock the vehicle. I had an awesome childhood.
Craig K: How's the new iphone treating you?
Tyler R: Um... it's treating me like a handsome prince on the verge of becoming a king.
Craig K: Wow
“With great moustache comes great responsibility.”
– Peter Griffin
Best Movie Knife Scenes →
The coffee shop down the street has free black coffee in honor of Martin Luther King Day. That’s awesome.
Conan O'Brien's strike diary →
DAY 12 “Tragedy! A power surge fries my DVR, destroying my meager larder of scripted shows. With little to sustain me, I am forced to subsist entirely on Reality Television. I gorge myself on marathons of The Real Housewives of Orange County and Flavor of Love, then collapse in a wretched heap. If this is living, I welcome death.”
I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of the word “sailor” on my chest. Just the word… written fairly small, in my own cursive handwriting. For two reasons: 1. I think it’s ironic. 2. So I can say things like, “my love is the land, but my dream is the sea.”
John Mayer is the man who will fight for your... →
John Mayer wrote a blog post yesterday asking Texas football fans to lay off Jessica Simpson. It was like a refined-Chris-Crocker meets NBC “The More You Know” spot, but I respect it. Coming to the defense of the person everyone is laughing at takes balls - no matter who you are. And it says a lot about character. It’s never easy to do the right thing. Oh man… there goes my...
bakeurfaceoff asked: “did you take your shirt off by grabbing it by the shoulders? I know someone who didn’t know how to take their shirt off any other way and all his shirts would end up wearing in that exact spot!” How embarrassing… that’s exactly how I take my shirts off.
Goodbye, t-shirt
I’m wearing my favorite t-shirt of all time today… one I’ve worn at least twice a week for the past 10 years. And tonight, when I take it off, it will be for the last time. It’s a sad day, my friends.
Sexy Love Letters from a Secret Admirer (eBay) →
“Love this sweet, my turtle dove, is like a gift from the heavens. We should be basking in it - together like two nude peas in a chocolate-coated silk pod of tenderness!”
In Defense of David Cross (NY Observer) →
KEVIN: i wish i had a mustache now
ME: Me too. It's like 2 months of party planning.
KEVIN: thats exactly what it is
The Best Peanut Butter in the World →
This guy wrote a blog post dedicated to his favorite peanut butter - and it really made me laugh. “I love peanut butter. But more importantly for the statement you are about to read here, I know peanut butter. I know peanut butter the way Da Vinci knew fluid mechanics, the way Einstein knew physics, the way Grand Master Flash knows a turntable, the way Tom Brady knows how to perfectly...
Jumpstart January
Facial Hair February is coming up! Which is really exciting because it means Moustach March is just around the corner! I don’t grow facial hair very well (which is a nice way of saying that people don’t ask me babysit), but that’s what makes it great. So great, in fact, that I’m making this month Jumpstart January! It’ll best the best 10 weeks ever! Photos to come.
“Hey if you guys wanna scat later, I’m doo-wap-dee-dig-ity-da-owwwwn.”
Man... if you didn't see this ad for Altoids... →