2008

This is where it’s at if you live in Boulder.

Our plans for tomorrow: a drive across one of the most...

The Art of the Tracking Shot

If I were President, making lawn darts legal again would be...

My new nickname is Organ Slayer.

I went to the gun range tonight with a couple coworkers.I...

3 Movie Characters I Identify With

Irwin Fletcher (Fletch) Max Fischer (Rushmore) Christopher McCandless (Into the Wild) Who are...

Here’s my submission for the Monday Photo Lunch...

Someday these will become BLT sandwiches!

We have a series of pots outside the house where we’re...

Look what I found — my old movie posters!Back in...

A hilarious Jason Bateman talking about...

Keith: What's it like to work with Will Smith?
Jason: Oh boy... there's a long boring answer there. But the short answer is that it's trying because- because he's so new. And because he struggles so much with trying not to look into the camera and stuff like that. But we help him! And he will pop from this film! You keep your eye on him.

It even came with a sweet little note on the back.

Our rock poster collection is really coming along! Just got...

The Times of Harvey Milk

We watched this documentary the other night, and it was fantastic. It’s the story of San...

Grill out lunch!

Kevin just sent me a link to Berkley Illustration’s...

Here’s my Monday Photo Lunch Club photo. I stood right...

You know what I like about photography?

You’re limited to this tiny field of view, but stuck with the fact that you can’t ignore...

After the greatest haircut I've ever...

Ashley: Do I brag too much?
Korina: Well, you certainly don't have a lack of confidence.
Ashley: I'll take that as a compliment!
(Ashley posted this and I thought it was really funny because I know how excited she gets about cutting hair. So excited, obviously, that sometimes everything sounds like positive feedback.)

This is from the horse races last night. Let me just say...

(via rylersociety) If nothing else, I’m really...

Viva la Vida

If you bought the new Coldplay album, strap on your ipod and go listen to Lovers in Japan while...

A Knock-Knock Joke

DJANDREW1: Knock knock.
NYMAG: Who’s there?
DJANDREW1: 9/11
NYMAG: 9/11 who?
DJANDREW1: You said you’d never forget.
(via madeupmemories.tumblr.com)

I don’t think I even have to make the joke for this to...

10 Questions for David Sedaris (Time...

I just looked at my calendar and...

Bingo at the Shrine Center Shooting range with Brandon Horse races I think someone’s in for...

Weightlifting Update

I’m pretty much curling 20 lb dumbbells on a regular basis now. FYI.

Rocco Mediate:U.S. Open as Tyler Riewer:girlfriends in high school.Damn all of you Tiger...

ragdoll: I follow a handful of fellow Lincolnite...

“I get bi- with a little help from my friends.”
— John Lennon (via misquotes)

I’m playing in a golf tournament today (not the U.S....

Tornado sirens are going off. Must… finish…...

I’d be a lot more welcoming to all of these storms if...

Rumfustian: powerful drink of the...

A quart of strong beer, a bottle of white wine or sherry, ...

‘Bring your dog to work’ days are the best.

Bob Ross quotes galore

(via rylersociety)

At What Age Is A Kid Too Old To Breastfeed?

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Rocky Mountain Oysters

I’m going to a Testicle Festival this Friday. Do they have those where you live? I doubt it.

kelseyriewer: Day 1. 2.5 Miles (97.5 to go, God help...

Wall Sit Results

To answer jeralyndwile’s question (and thank you for asking), I won the wall sit! Which...

No… we’re definitely not afraid of an...

lowercase vs. Uppercase.

marco: hilker: i don’t capitalize because there’s no reason to. grammar, schmrammar. i was an...

Monday Photo Lunch Club submission…

rylersociety.com

My wife is in cosmetology school

So during lunch yesterday, I ventured over for a facial massage and potential eyebrow waxing. She...

Yes… I have a gift.

I could really go for a bowl of cereal.

Buy-By Brian

Tornado sirens went off tonight. Snapped this from the...

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I just found this in a “save” folder on my...

“Mr. Obama would, if all goes according to plan, take the...”
— The New York Times

In response to yourdp’s post, I thought I’d post...

Monday Photo Lunch Club is back in action!

Our friends Matt and Alyssa were married this weekend. This...

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Last night wasn’t too bad in Lincoln, but some nearby...

PDS!

They just put Lincoln, Nebraska under something called a “PDS” — which apparently...

The Game with One Rule: No Murder

“In the small English town of Ashbourne during 2 days a year the people divide to play a sport...

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danhacker: If I drink milk I can become an unstable,...

I’ve made a huge mistake.

A little something about me...

I love when I find a word that can be typed with one hand.Examples: extra, carefree, street

Just another tornado watch at Grandpa and Grandma’s.

At Friday Night Club with my grandparents in Norfolk,...

New Weezer music video is filled with your...

Benicio del Toro plays Argentine guerrilla...

Turns out Chile has the world’s largest swimming pool....

Yoga, my friends...

Is not as easy as they make it out to be.

Perry Bible Fellowship — if you’ve never seen...

Here’s my Monday Photo Lunch Club photo (yeah,...

I think every Monday should be "photo...

Where everyone goes out and takes one good photo over their lunch. I’m starting today. I shall...

If just two people have this much to recycle, I’m...

“I am looking for a partner to travel back in time with me....”
— Craigslist

Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi are getting...

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We were pretty inspired after the team over at Onetwentysix...

Some really great backgrounds if you’re interested.

I have a job shadow today...

A high schooler named Jack (who I’ve never met). He’ll be here at 9 a.m. —...

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This photo is thanks to the blue stripe at the top of my...

misquotes.tumblr.com

Gym Shower Etiquette

There are certain unspoken rules when you shower at the gym. Some are more obvious (like ‘no...

My wife with the BB Gun she won on the office camping...

I never leave home without this field guide.

“The North American currency union is a theorized...

Results of the camping trip

I measure success by war wounds… scrapes, cuts, bruises, etc. And I’m proud to say that...

Well that’s clever.

Just comparing pack lists this morning for the camping trip… looks like I’m the only one...

I have a coin club meeting tonight

That’s right… a coin club meeting. That’s what I’m doing for fun now....

My sister just had four big brother...

kelseyriewer: 1. When we had to do dishes after dinner (pre-dishwasher days), he used to dunk my...

The Grand (Movie)

Office Camping Trip

This Friday we’re all heading out into the wilderness for a few days… kind of a group...

I never got into comic books or graphic novels but I feel...

Homemade eggrolls… that’s what’s going on...

As a kid, I used to stare at the sun a lot. Mainly because they announced at school that we...

MacGyver Movie in Development

“Yeah, I’m gonna need a leather jacket for when...”
— George Michael (Arrested...

BUY DWIGHT'S NEW CAR!

Live Blogging No Pants Day

It’s cold I’m afraid to use the restroom (we share with the rest of the...

No Pants Day in full effect

I've announced that tomorrow is No Pants...

Four of us are really excited.

Ricky Gervais's blog

David Blaine held his breath for 17...

I just held mine for 1 minute and 46 seconds, and that’s the best I’ve ever done. I...

I began writing a short story today

A quirky (and hopefully humorous) little tribute called Chesterton’s Island of the South Seas....

I like that advice...

Pinpoint one thing you enjoy doing that scares the hell out of everybody else. Then do that for a...

NewsBreaker - what a glorious combination.

Runner's Log

lovepuppy: “6 miles, 50 minutes. Threw up in my mouth once.” tylerriewer: “2...

I’ll apologize in advance to my wife and parents for...

I’m down to just the moustache now… which is...

National Geographic’s photo of the day… Shibam,...

JOE: would you want to go on a serious hardcore camping trip
ME: YES
JOE: like a survival camping trip where you pack enough food/water for a day... then the rest of the week or two you fend for yourself
ME: I dream of such trips.
JOE: i can't find anyone to do it
ME: Seriously... I'm in.
JOE: we might die
ME: I wouldn't go if that wasn't a possibility.

Movie: Hamlet 2

And here’s why that poor woman was frightened.

The time has come to shave the beard

I realized that last night, but I knew I couldn’t just shave it off completely; I wanted to...

Smoking lounge ceiling mural. That’s about right.

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Hey! Listen!

(From lukees): Type “listen” on your Tumblr dashboard for the coolest easter egg I’ve seen in a...

Oh crap…

My sister in Italy. Yeah, try growing up with that...

I came up with a tattoo idea today and drew it on my arm to see what it would look like. I’ll...

This is Wild Horse Golf Club, one of the best golf courses...

Email from my friend Dan

So, today I decided to walk the stairs to my office because it is my last day. I get to the 15th floor and find out the door is locked. So I had to go back down 14 flights of stairs. My legs are shaking.