January 2012
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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What goes on in the mind of a sniper →
Fascinating.
Jan 26th
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Turning 30
I’ve wanted to be thirty my entire life. I remember watching Big when I was 6 or 7 and being soooo jealous. I just wanted to skip right to that part. Where I was getting paid to do something cool and still living the dreams of a kid. Thirty meant finally being able to buy a pinball machine and turning the basement into a laser tag fortress. I couldn’t wait. I’d be sipping coffee...
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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The Joy of Quiet →
We barely have enough time to see how little time we have (most Web pages, researchers find, are visited for 10 seconds or less). And the more that floods in on us (the Kardashians, Obamacare, “Dancing with the Stars”), the less of ourselves we have to give to every snippet. All we notice is that the distinctions that used to guide and steady us — between Sunday and Monday, public and private,...
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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New Year's Resolutions for Dummies
Things I will DEFINITELY do:    •    Watch more NCIS!!    •    Cash in Marlboro Miles for bitchin leather jacket    •    Lose wait    •    Get in accident that’s not my fault    •    Earn money back in Vegas Things I will definitely maybe do:    •    Sell discman on E-b-a-y    •    Get laaaaaaaid (not from wife)    •    Win the lottery    •    Finish beer can pyramid Things I will...
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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The Year's Best Humor Writing 2011 →
splitsider: I’m a firm believer that Becca O’Neal, editor of The Humor Section at Splitsider, is the most well-read editor of humor writing anywhere, and this year’s edition of her guide to the best of the best proves why. Comprehensively researched and lovingly selected, it’s the ultimate place to find something funny to read. Tons to bookmark/add to Instapaper in here! So much...
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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New Christmas Traditions
Ashley and I are spending this Christmas without the family, so we’re taking it upon ourselves to create some new traditions. Here’s what we have on the list: Chestnuts Latkes Prime Rib Crab Whiskey Champagne Movies Puzzles Games
Dec 25th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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The Magic of Confidence
James Nord wrote a post earlier today called “Where have all of the cool kids gone?” — talking about the things that make us “cool” and ultimately, about being confident in yourself. Ashley and I had this conversation last night, and I wanted to chime in. You know what I was good at when I was a kid? Nothing but imagination. I was horrible at most sports, awkward with...
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 18th
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Grocery List of the 1%
Dolphin Steak 99% Milk Eagle Eggs Diamond-Ground Mustard Spicy Caviar Doritos Lobster-Flavored Filet Mignon 1855 Bordeaux Concentrate Truffle Oil Body Lubricant Mink Toilet Paper Egyptian Cotton Paper Towels Bottled Holy Water Monocle Polish Canned Maid Food
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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A note about incredible families for my incredible...
I went back to Nebraska this past weekend for 48 hours. I flew in at 5:00 on Friday and left at 5:00 on Sunday. In that time, I saw twenty three different family members… my parents, sister, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins… TWENTY THREE! And in almost every case, I saw each of them on Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday. This is my family. Twenty three different people who cleared their...
Nov 16th
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Letters From Penn State →
anniewilkins: This makes me a pretty proud Nebraskan. Here’s to hope and healing.
Nov 15th
Nov 12th
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Nov 9th
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“There’s nothing bothering me, honey, that a piece of roast beef...”
– Louis Armstrong (All That Meat and No Potatoes - from Satch Plays Fats) — despite the original meaning of the song, it’s catchy. And I like this line from Louis a lot.
Nov 8th
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October 2011
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Possible routes to the Big Ten Championship →
For my fellow Husker fans… if you want to get your heart racing.
Oct 31st
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Seven Years Old and Totally Not Scared of...
Oh, hey mom. Yeah, no, I just thought I’d call it a night. I wasn’t scared. Obviously. I’ve been nightlight-free for, what, eleven days now? I think that speaks for itself. I’m just kind of over Halloween. Getting all dressed up like this. I mean, who are we trying to impress? I feel like we’ve come further than that, you know? As a country. Our founding fathers are...
Oct 26th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 14th
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I don't seem to spend very much time writing for...
Alright, I’ll tell you the truth… I’ve never been to the moon. I lied before. When I said that I snuck onto that rocket ship… that was a lie. I’m sorry. But if it helps, I believed it for a while myself. Because I remember it pretty clearly. Sneaking onto the rocket as it was taking off. Pretending that I was delivering a pizza. I slipped right by security. And next...
Oct 5th
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September 2011
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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