My name is Tyler Riewer.

I'm a copywriter for a youth branding agency in Lincoln, Nebraska called Archrival. That's right... Lincoln, Nebraska. And you're about to see what that's like! Exciting, no?!

Couple other things... I am working on a pretty serious war on seriousness, called The Ryler Society and I like to take photos.

That's about it. You can email me at tylerriewer [at] gmail.

Oh look, my wife tumbls too!
Fri May 16
I am looking for a partner to travel back in time with me. This is NOT A JOKE. I have done this before. Your gender is not important, but you must have your own weapons. Contact me immediately. Craigslist
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Nico - These Days

I know this isn’t the original version of this song, but I when I hear this one I instantly picture Gwyneth Paltrow coming off of that bus. Jackson Browne just can’t do that for me.
Thu May 15
We were pretty inspired after the team over at Onetwentysix ordered a case of Critter Splitters last week, so we picked up a case of our own. And hey, they were only $1 each!Needless to say, the creatures shown here now inhabit the Tyler’s-desk-o-forest.
We were pretty inspired after the team over at Onetwentysix ordered a case of Critter Splitters last week, so we picked up a case of our own. And hey, they were only $1 each!

Needless to say, the creatures shown here now inhabit the Tyler’s-desk-o-forest.
Some really great backgrounds if you’re interested.
Some really great backgrounds if you’re interested.

I have a job shadow today...

A high schooler named Jack (who I’ve never met). He’ll be here at 9 a.m. — I’m opening a beer now.
Wed May 14
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Assembly of Dust — Honest Hour
Here’s some prime summertime for you.
This photo is thanks to the blue stripe at the top of my windshield.
This photo is thanks to the blue stripe at the top of my windshield.
Pinata bloopers on America’s Funniest Videos… maybe my favorite AFV montage of all time. Totally worth one minute of your time.
Tue May 13

Gym Shower Etiquette

There are certain unspoken rules when you shower at the gym. Some are more obvious (like ‘no singing’ or ‘no peeing’), and some are tricky (like ‘avoid eye contact but stay eye level’ or ‘wash yourself but don’t spend too much time on any one area’). The whole thing is a mess. And really… makes me a little uneasy.

I just wish they had a big list posted on the wall or something so I’d know.

It certainly would’ve saved me some embarrassment yesterday when the only other guy in the shower sneezed.

How do you handle that situation?! Can you say “bless you” to a naked stranger? It’s not like you’re creating conversation, right? Plus you don’t even need to look at them; you just say it out loud.

Well that’s what I thought. But I said it and this guy didn’t respond. He just let it hang there like I was an idiot. And then, like an idiot, I turned around to see if he even heard me. That was broken rule #2. Then I was making eyes with a guy who does more weightlifting than stationary biking, if you catch my drift.

Needless to say, it was a bad experience.

And now I’m thinking maybe proper gym shower etiquette is actually showering at home.
Mon May 12
My wife with the BB Gun she won on the office camping trip…
My wife with the BB Gun she won on the office camping trip…